stiletto crow - poetry show

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A woman stole her husband’s pasta.
It was farfalle.
Is that butterfly or bow tie?
Wife smiled and said,
“Look at the ceiling! Birds are falling out of the sky.”

Son of cuckold looked and froze,
The prongs of his fork twisted.
Wife took pasta and did a dance on the parquet floor
Frogs crawled out his mouth and up his nose.
In the dining room, James Brown lowered his eyes
To his dancing trouble.

“This is a four-day long dinner, floozy” said he,
“I’m treading gold” said she, “it’s so nice to see
You using your talents to express your feelings.”